Goose Chases

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Trouble

He pulls the car up, to the side of the road. Opening the car door a car bangs it’s siren as it drives past. Approaching the side of the road he can see the cars go under his feet. Like ants. He climbs onto the safety railing and jumps. 9 years later his only son did the same. What a pity.

If girls had a penis for a day:

futureaintwhatitusedtobe:

mad—catter:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

No I’ll be more like :

OR

you forgot one

I CAN’T BREATHE

hahahahahahaha xDD

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laugh-and-consider:

portuguese guys ftw ^

laugh-and-consider:

portuguese guys ftw ^

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